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  • @eran_morad@lemmy.world
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    8610 months ago

    You’d become malnourished. You’re missing C, folate, iron, etc. you’d live, but you’d be sick and you’d have damaged your body.

    • Chris
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      1010 months ago

      It would probably take more than a month to show signs of malnutrition though, assuming OP is eating reasonably healthy currently.

      • @rhombus@sh.itjust.works
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        110 months ago

        It might not be to the point of permanent damage, but you certainly wouldn’t be feeling good. You probably wouldn’t be iron deficient, but a lot of vitamins are only stored in small amounts in the body.

        • Chris
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          210 months ago

          True, but people can go on extended fasts without malnutrition concerns. Usually those are in overweight folks though (at least what I am thinking of) so maybe they have deeper reserves.

  • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    That’s basically the Atkins diet (Keto) without enough nutrition. It’ll function like a very short, very uncomfortable, malnourished crash diet.

    You’ll spend the first two weeks craving carbs and sugars like your life depends on it. It’s awful. After that “break in” period, the cravings mostly go away.

    But that’s not all. So much as lick a piece of candy or chew on some bread, and you’ll get a large dopamine rush followed by carb-craving mode again. If sheer willpower and deferred rewards are at all a problem for you, this might feel like one of the hardest things you’ve ever tried to do.

    Edit: now that I remember, my grandma tried a “cottage cheese and grapefruit” fad/crash diet back in the 80’s. Turns out that one has been doing the rounds for almost a century. IIRC, it doesn’t work since it’s easy to underestimate how insanely difficult this is to do.

    • @Skkorm@lemmy.world
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      1010 months ago

      Did keto for a while preparing for some on-camera work. I’ve never looked more cut and never been so miserable. 9/10 doctors do not recommend. The 10th one has an eating disorder.

      • @YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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        410 months ago

        I lost 40lbs on keto and after the first week of keto flu, I felt great. No sugar crashes, no energy level drops and overall, more energy than usual. I stopped after six weeks as I couldn’t deal with the lack of flavour and texture in the food I was eating. I reached a good weight that I’ve maintained, 7 years later.

        One thing it taught me, was to reduce the amount I eat and to balance things out if I eat more carbs than usual.

      • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        210 months ago

        I agree on those stats. Don’t forget: Atkins himself died from heart disease. But hey, at least you have the pics to prove it.

        Were it me, the potential for humor would be impossible to ignore:

        Me: “This diet is miserable, don’t do this.”

        Also me: shows pics looking more shredded that a bowl of mini-wheats

      • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        510 months ago

        I feel you. Hard cheese, bacon, and pickled eggs were my go-to. Anything with strong flavors. I did that for about a year and then stopped once I hit my weight goal.

        In the middle of all that, I noticed that vegetables started to taste sweet as they do contain small amounts of sugar. Especially cabbage. I kind of miss that.

        A workaround I employed was to eat lots of kimchi. Fermented foods like that contain sugar alcohols which taste sweet(ish), but are not digestible as such.

    • @KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
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      410 months ago

      Been on keto for a decade with breaks here and there. Currently two pounds below goal weight. Feel great and blood numbers are excellent. Changed my life.

        • @KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
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          210 months ago

          I thought I posted a reply but apparently I did not. Generally, my advice is that you need to treat everything like a really long journey and let yourself take breaks for birthdays or trips as appropriate, but get right back on track Monday morning.

    • @hellofriend@lemmy.worldOP
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      210 months ago

      I actually tried keto some years ago on a lark. I quickly learned to avoid supermarkets since I could smell all the sugar in the baking aisle halfway across the store. Before posting this, I didn’t think such a high-protein, low-fat dirt could result in ketosis but I was educated by another user on how the process actually works.

      • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        210 months ago

        I forgot about the smells. My sense of smell shifted to be way more sensitive to sugars and starches too - it was tough.

        I didn’t bother trying to track fat intake and wound up losing 2+ lbs a month that way; not bragging, but my goal wasn’t all that big. I probably could have done things faster by cutting more fat, but it was already hard enough.

        I was educated by another user on how the process actually works.

        Fascinating, isn’t it? It’s like each of us is just full of survival mechanisms.

    • nifty
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      910 months ago

      Hemorrhoids is a preventable condition, you’re not supposed to sit there and push. Just get up and do drink water or eat fiber. Try hot coffee or warm milk or a yogurt drink. No one needs to suffer from hemorrhoids at all, I am surprised there are still people who do. Should be a unit in middle school health classes to not force shitting

      • @BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world
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        1310 months ago

        You are not permitted hot coffee, warm milk, or a yogurt drink. You are permitted 750g of cottage cheese, each day, for a month.

      • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        410 months ago

        Got mine along with my first baby. Another example of blaming women for legitimate health issues?

        Agree about fiber, but more specifically, psyllium fiber like metamucil, and vegetable fiber have positive effects whereas nuts or seeds, especially flax, tear it open and cause bleeding even if it’s been healed for months. Yogurt can also be constipating, despite the claims of probiotics.

        More to the point, there’s zero fiber in cottage cheese.

        • nifty
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          510 months ago

          Got mine along with my first baby. Another example of blaming women for legitimate health issues?

          Sorry to know that! I was only talking about hemorrhoids from forcing shitting. Didn’t know they could happen with child birth, but makes sense

  • @_lilith@lemmy.world
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    1810 months ago

    I have done something like this. You will feel like hell and depending how vitamin deficient you are you could end up in the hospital. When I did it I just bounced back within a few months so it was not worth it.

    If you are trying to lose weight counting calories over a long period helped me lose about 50lbs. Just try to stay in weight loss range and exercise for 30 min a day to burn some calories

    • @hellofriend@lemmy.worldOP
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      410 months ago

      Nah, I’m more looking for a way to eat cheap for a month (maybe two) while still getting enough protein that I don’t start wasting. Food is expensive, and dairy here is also expensive, but a months worth of cottage cheese is cheaper than a months worth of any meat. I’ll see if I can move some things around in my budget to get a more wholesome diet, though.

      • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Dried beans. Their cheap AF. Nutritious AF. I make up a pot of soup every couple of days. Soak you beans the night before. Boil next day.

        Start a new pot off with butter. Sauteed up onion, carrot, and/or celery(all cheap AF, all optional). Add In meat if you like. Sear outsides but don’t worry about cooking all the way through. Add chicken stock (or water) and boiled beans. Simmer covered 30 min-ish. Add in frozen spinach, cook another 5. Salt and season to taste.

        Congrats! You just made a pot of bomb ass soup. For like 3$! You can eat for days off that pot. Delicious AND nutritious. Your gut likes variety, give it to it.

        • @hellofriend@lemmy.worldOP
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          210 months ago

          That’s actually where I draw the line, unfortunately. Potatoes are cheap here as well but everything about them makes me feel sick to my stomach. I might start baking bread though. If I were to make my own cottage cheese it should be cheaper than storebought and I could use the whey in place of water for added protein in the bread.

  • @Paragone@lemmy.world
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    1810 months ago

    some brain damage: malnutrition tends to aggravate or cause brain damage.

    I’m a brain damage survivor: it sucks, it takes decades to undo ( neuroplasticity takes time to do rewiring ), and life is never going to be what it could have been.

    Don’t damage people’s brains.

    'tis a good rule, eh?

    _ /\ _

  • Flying Squid
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    1210 months ago

    So I can’t answer your question exactly, but, as many here know at this point, I have been suffering through an illness where I have not eaten any solid food since last August (please no medical advice). Before I got, with the help of doctors, settled on a liquid diet of 6 Ensures and 4 V8s a day, I lost 80 pounds- 260 to 180, I was dizzy and lightheaded all the time from the lack of electrolytes, and while I still don’t have much energy and have to rest for a while after walking the dogs for half an hour, I couldn’t even walk a couple of blocks.

    That said, my blood panels show everything is normal, so I’m clearly not dying. It’s not exactly a great quality of life, especially since our entire society is based around food in every conceivable way, but it is survivable. In fact, one good thing came out of it- I no longer have high blood pressure or high cholesterol, so I don’t have to take pills to counteract those anymore.

    • @hellofriend@lemmy.worldOP
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      510 months ago

      I’m sorry to hear you’re going through that. I can sort of imagine what you’re going through, and it’s certainly not fun, but it’s probably not a 1:1 situation. I really hope you get better though.

      • Flying Squid
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        110 months ago

        Thanks. Definitely not 1:1 but maybe sort of put you down the path?

          • Flying Squid
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            410 months ago

            Sorry, I mean that I agree, it’s not a 1:1 comparison, but it might lead you down the road to finding the right sort of comparison by putting my experience with the experiences of others.

            • @hellofriend@lemmy.worldOP
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              510 months ago

              Oh yeah, true. I’ve already decided based on feedback that this isn’t a good way to meet my dietary needs without breaking the bank. I’m just proud to say that the extreme measures I’m considering aren’t due to an ED this time around. Just poverty this time.

              • Flying Squid
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                210 months ago

                Poverty sucks ass, I’ve been there. That said, you can get by for a long time with beans, rice and some veggies. Not a fun diet, but better than starving.

                • @hellofriend@lemmy.worldOP
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                  310 months ago

                  Well, that’s kinda the chief problem. Last time I did that I suffered brain fog the entire time. Same thing happened when I tried vegetarianism. And on top of that, I lost a surprising amount of muscle mass on beans and rice. I think I need more protein than that diet can offer. It’s just a shame that it’s so bloody expensive…

  • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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    1210 months ago

    Aside from the malnourishment others have already mentioned, you’ll be spending a lot of time on the toilet…

  • @NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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    810 months ago

    Obvious lack of many vitamines and some minerals. And obvious lack of energy / calories (depending on your need).

    The impact after 1 month depends very much on your state before. For a healthy person I guess it is not dangerous at all, but you would feel weak.

  • @doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    110 months ago

    You’ll probably get really sick of cottage cheese, for one. You’ll also lose a lot of weight. In fact you’d be malnourished. Its only about 700-800 calories a day, which is far too few for almost anyone. The weight you lose won’t just be body fat, you’re body will start converting muscle tissue for energy. Thankfully this will be slightly mitigated by you’re now quite high protein intake: 102g per day! Too bad you won’t have energy to go to the gym on account of starving.

    Also I bet you’ll get diarrhea.

    Don’t do it, at least not for a full month. If you’re gonna try it anyway then take multivitamins and drink a ton of water.