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@Zerush@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

Destroying friendship

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Destroying friendship

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@Zerush@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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    77•1 year ago

    Wouldn’t most development programs tell them the syntax error on the line and column where you replaced the semicolon

    This wouldn’t work

    • @ShortFuse@lemmy.world
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      VSCode will add a yellow box around the character and tell you it’s an uncommon glyph.

      https://code.visualstudio.com/updates/v1_63#_unicode-highlighting

      To note, this came about because it could be valid code and it’s a security risk from copy/pasting malicious code. See:

      https://certitude.consulting/blog/en/invisible-backdoor/

    • @Cipher22@lemmy.world
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      12•1 year ago

      It would work for someone just starting and not knowing good tooling yet. However, the compiler should also tell you where to look and give you the area to look at as well. It’ll be less clear than an IDE, though.

    • @saigot@lemmy.ca
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      Yeah, doing something similar with brackets would be much more effective since that usually doesn’t give a line number. Is there a unicode clone of )?

    • kamen
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      1•1 year ago

      Yup. It’s as if we’re assuming this friend is coding inside Notepad.

  • @phorq@lemmy.ml
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    49•1 year ago

    Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol

    • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      29•1 year ago

      Before I read this comment I believed the concept of hell was immoral.

      • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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        5•1 year ago

        We all have the one friend or coworker…

    • я не из калининграда
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      9•1 year ago

      you are a criminal.

  • @Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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    27•1 year ago

    Meanwhile in VS Code: hey, I see this Unicode symbol that’s confused for this expected symbol, would you like to replace it?

  • @tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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    19•1 year ago

    Maybe if you’re “coding” in notepad

  • @moshtradamus666@lemmy.world
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    17•1 year ago

    That’s too evil. At my work people like to put a tape under someone’s mouse and it can be pretty funny.

    • @Zerush@lemmy.mlOP
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      Some hairs under the lens, it gives some funny erratic moves of the pointer.

      • @TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        giv’s

        Wtf

        • @Albbi@lemmy.ca
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          5•1 year ago

          It’s ok, someone either put a hair under his ‘e’ key, or remapped it so that it randomly spits out ’ instead.

      • @LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml
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        7•1 year ago

        The funny erratic movement can keep your work pc from locking up while you do nothing. It’s win win.

    • @Feyr@lemmy.world
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      If you get a post-it just right halfway over the lens, the mouse will only move in one direction!

  • @NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    17•1 year ago

    U+037E

    • @whotookkarl@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      BOM U+FEFF is another fun one, most editors won’t show it but it can cause errors like when I found one in a SQL script that was combined from existing utf-8 files together with cat. You’ll see it in a hex editor or in notepad I think it just made the rest of the line italic.

  • @fubarx@lemmy.ml
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    15•1 year ago

    MSVC supports unicode. In C or C++, you could try:

    #define ; ;

    Second one is the greek semicolon but the client I’m using may strip it out. I’m too lazy to try.

    • @Sailing7@lemmy.ml
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      I’m not sure but I think the second one looks just a tiny bit different, so it should have worked.

  • Frozzie
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    9•1 year ago

    Hah. Try it on my version controlled project!

    • @Zerush@lemmy.mlOP
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      What? Remapping your keyboard? Well, there are worst jokes, I still remember that time when the first PCs appeared and you could try them in shopping centers. They quickly stopped doing this, because some went into the BIOS and disabled the keyboard or worse, the screen, Hail Satan. Good ol’ times 😏

      • Frozzie
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        2•1 year ago

        No I mean the code is on a git repository so you see unsaved changes

  • @dlok@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    Wanted to use this to prank a colleague but SQL server accepts that as well lol

  • @AwkwardTurtle@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    8===D (;)

  • @TheHottub@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    Replace all

  • idunnololz
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    1•1 year ago

    Hilt

  • @HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works
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    1•1 year ago

    u/foundsatan

  • @reddit_sux@lemmy.world
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    1•1 year ago

    Would be cooler if u do it in C

  • @devfuuu@lemmy.world
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    Imagine using a language that still uses semicolons.

    • @Zerush@lemmy.mlOP
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      7•1 year ago

      I still use it in Spanish, English and also in German, but certainly not very often.

      https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/a-guide-to-using-semicolons

      • @bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml
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        2•1 year ago

        Klingon doesn’t have a semicolon, switch to that.

        • @Zerush@lemmy.mlOP
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          But they programm in Malbolge

    • asudox
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      2•1 year ago

      I use Rust

    • @Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      What about the Oxford semicolon in formal languages?

    • @Wogi@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

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