I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird
I really like them. My coworkers and family hate them, and mock me for liking them. But I get all of the unwanted Whoppers at Halloween, so it’s worth their contempt.
Since I only know of the Burger King Whopper, I’m really confused right now.
They are a candy, malt balls covered in milk chocolate. Malt is one of those divisive flavors. The name is confusing!
Maltesers
Playing the long game …niiice
Ever bit into a stale one that’s turned chewy? Happened to me once and the thought of eating another Whopper makes me gag
oh absolutely, but i am too much of a fatass to care. they’re still good
Those ones are my favorite
Only once? Those are rookie numbers
Why would you remind me of this traumatic experience???
Do yourself a favor and try Malteasers. You can often get them at World Market or the ‘international’ aisle at your grocery store.
Noted. I’ll see if I can find them.
Hi-Chew are fucking made with dopamine I swear.
Try Mamba!
Specifically sour mamba in the 4 pack so you get all 4 flavors
They are what Now or Later should have been all along.
They were baby teeth, I didn’t need those fillings anyway
They are good, but they take kinda plasticy
Starburst Jelly beans. Can literally eat that shit by the bagful I swear.
I didn’t even know these were a thing. Now I’m trying to decide if I should avoid them to avoid getting addicted, or if I should go buy a bag!
Palpatine voice Dew it
Candy Corn. Some people insist they taste like wax, and I’m like, “What?!” I will chew those things all day long.
Lewis Black would like a word. https://youtu.be/o4vVGG_FcvY?si=03k6RlNNn7II4tIY
I can eat a bag per year then I decide I’m done
Albanese gummy bears. If you bring Haribo to a party I’m going to punch you in the stomach.
“ I’m not going over there. Last time I brought gummy bears and he punched me in the stomach.”
“This time I bought sugar free as revenge”
Getting punched in the stomach after sugar-free Haribo gummy bears is my fetish.
Better finish that off with a nice bag of olestra chips
Delete this. Albanese are too soft. Haribo perfected the chewiness.
Fair.
This is funny to me. I just got told by my co-worker that Albanese is the best gummy candy and way better than everything else. I mentioned Haribo and he was not impressed. I tried the Albanese sour gummy worms and I have to admit were really good.
Hmmm maybe Girl Scout Thin Mints
I’m usually more of a savory guy. I’ll fucking eat all the sharp cheddar cheese and salty crackers
Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?
Oh, wait… I should have made this a post, not a comment?
Red vines, once I open a bag it’s game over, it will 100% be gone that day. The size of the bag does not matter. The only ones that last longer are the multi-pound tubs.
I’m a Twizzlers guy myself. No one in my family gets it.
I rotate back and forth. Sometimes I’m all about Red Vines then a few months later it will be Twizzlers. Right now, I’m on a Twizzlers kick. But who knows next week I could find myself craving Red Vines again. And I have no idea why.
They are too waxy and it overwhelms the flavor.
Give me a pack of Red Vines and a large popcorn with a blueberry ICEE please.
A plastic-in-your-mouth enthusiast I see
I like to use Red Vines as edible straws for mountain dew. The flavors just mesh so well
Literally anything from Aldi. Every single sweet they sell there is amazing, stupidly cheap, bafflingly well made.
Outside of that, Easter egg reese’s pieces eggs. They have a way better ratio of peanut butter to candy shell than the little bits.
OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.
I like Aldi’s chocolate. All of it.
Not quite candy but I think it’s close enough to count here: Co-op’s own brand salt & vinegar kettle crisps. They’re so vinegary it hurts. It’s wonderful.
Oh man I love salt and vinegar chips so much but I cannot for the life of me find anything that tastes strong enough that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg in Japan.
I will give you a heads up that if you buy vinegar powder (acetic acid, basically) in an attempt to make your own, be very careful. I made salt & vinegar popcorn once, but the seasoning was too loose on the surface of the popcorn and if i breathed in at all while eating I got a hefty dose of burning lungs
Good to know, thanks! Now to go search for vinegar powder!
Chocolate covered raisins. I will singlehandedly demolish half a pound if I don’t watch it
Omg yogurt covered raisins too
Mmmmm, I forgot about those
Hot Tamales. Do you have those in the States?
Yes, they are originally from here.
Hot tamales with popcorn at the movies!
I haven’t seen these for sale in Canada in over a year.
Yes, yes we do.
Take 5. It is a gridded pretzel with peanut butter, caramel, whole peanuts, and chocolate. If you love salty sweet and you like texture this candy is everything.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs - specifically the ones for Easter. Those things are insanely easy for me to eat 2000 calories of.
Oh man I’m a sucker for anything Reese. I always swear when I see it on sale because of course I’m getting some.
I bought 2 of the large bags from Costco this season.
Not my wisest move as far as long term health is concerned but definitely a delicious move.
Oh man I was suckered in to a box of Reese granola bars about a year ago - like 20 for $5 or something thinking they would last a while… two days later… 🤦🏻♂️
I seriously can’t keep it in the house.
You’re reminding me of when I was in my teens and discovered 1kg M&Ms bags on Amazon…I bought 3. I wonder how many years off my life that accounts for…
Several delicious years to be sure
- weeks 🫣
Several delicious years off your life, even if you spent them in weeks ;)
Now n’ Laters. They’re actually all nows and none laters, I can down 4 boxes easy in one sitting.
They’re also deliciously flavored double sided duct tape interms of how sticky that candy is (Not in reference to its flavor) … But fuck my fillings and teeth imma eat like 10 xD
Those delicious banana ones have pulled a spacer off my tooth when I was in 5th grade. As an adult, they pulled off a crown.
