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But you wouldn’t be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.
Don’t let my family know, I still want to keep ruining speed Monopoly…
But I wouldn’t object if my ashes are like, 85% sand by volume. I’d be too dead.
“Filtered Promethiel”
What if I get cremated before I die?
Then you get to participate in game night and be a disturbing anecdote.
I mean… not MUCH before
put my ashes in a snow globe.
Please, i think it would be funny.
Snow globe from hell
you say that like it would even be noticeable. You would probably just think it’s a weird nuclear fallout snowglobe type thing, until you flipped it over and looked at the bottom. Or dropped it.
That would be one MASSIVE hourglass that would last multiple hours 💀
The great Familial Hourglass that contains generations and generations of ashes
Different-length hourglasses for different people. Grandfather over there is a 3-hours, but if you don’t eat your cornflakes, Timmy, you’re only going to be a 3-minutes!
That’s dreadful; I love it
And if you stuck a dagger in it it would cause everyone to turn into sand zombies.
not that big with water cremation I think. still quite big. it doesnt have any box ash with you. or you could make plenty of lityle ones for the whole extended family
Can’t tell if gruesome or wholesome :S
Yoo new business idea for my parents. they can sell “luxury” hourglasses with my ashes.
Or a stepping stone! I wanna be a stepping stone! You can mix ashes into concrete and it makes it stronger depending on the amount.
Dad’s last pranks: the eggs are too hard
Well, now I’m sad. Thanks.
