Like a hobbit at second breakfast, I was gonna have to eat my way out.
I use the “I just want to tell you (both/all) good luck, we’re all counting on you” line irl sometimes.
My humble dream is that one day, before I’m dead, someone will get it.
Naked Sword 2 1/2
Why can I hear 70’s porn music when I read that?
Director’s Cut
Surely, one does not just walk into Mordor.
They won’t be expecting it, so that’s exactly what I plan to do. And don’t call me Shirley.
Frodo: We do, and don’t call me Shirley
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I’m a wizard, and I’m a wizard.
Sam: “Go on. Now! Throw it in the fire! What are you waiting for? Just let it go!”
Elrond: “I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.”
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor!
No you’re not, you’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Holy crap, I am laughing out loud, nice
