For me, maybe petrol.
A glass of mercury, it looks like it tastes delicious.
Sooo elemental mercury. Not absorbed well in the GI tract. I had a patient who took time cracking open thermometers from boilers for a while and then attempted to drink it mixed with some coffee to commit suicide. We show up since he called 911 and now wanted to go to the hospital. Call poison control for recommendations for local hospitals since this isn’t common and i don’t know what hospitals can handle this thing. Poison control cites that it isn’t well absorbed, if at all, in the GI tract. I was pretty surprised.
So really you could drink it and find out the taste with very small if any repercussions.
Ya know, just saying.
Didn’t uh… something like Lewis and Clarke…
Didn’t they use mercury based laxatives, and that was used to track their path?
Should have used an everlasting pill if they didn’t want to be tracked by their poop.
a single pill would serve a whole family during their lives
“Hey Dad, can I get the everlasting pill when you’re done with it?”
“Check back in a few hours.”
🤢
Sitting down with a good movie and a bowl of tide pods.
You might be happy to know, my mouth literally dropped open when I read your comment 😂
Dropped open to eat another tide pod
Does lava count as poisonous
I mean… alcohol? You can already buy it easily prepared in all sorts of delicious ways.
Am I not in the spirit of the thing?
The effects is what makes it delicious, no effects means no upside to drinking the poison
You haven’t changed my mind, but now I’m mildly concerned about you and I’m here if you need help.
Yep, alcohol is definitely delicious. Getting drunk is fun too sometimes sure… but often I quite decide not to have another beer because despite wanting more of the flavor, I don’t want more of the effects.
I would see what the big deal with heroine is
Heroin*
Heroine is the feminine form of hero
He said what he said!
Red paint. No. Blue paint. Which ever one smells better.
Fugu. I’m far too much of a coward to try it normally.
One of those poisonous dart frogs
I bet hemlock is delicious.
Sodium! Looks so soft and fun, melts in your mouth!
Plutonium
Specifically weapons-grade plutonium, enough to make a nuclear bomb. I get to keep it afterwards, right?
Lead. It used to be used for flavor.
I heard some poisonous mushrooms are very tasty…
I mean you don’t need invulnerability to find out, you just gotta choose wisely, since you only get one shot.
The fly agaric mushroom. I wanna see if it makes me taller.
You can eat those if you prepare them correctly. Prepare for a cozy experience if you dose it right. shroomery
Totally. Seem them everywhere, and they’re so cute. Would be great to just munch them, buttered on toast…
Monster.
Four Loko, the official drink of poor decisions.
I was paid to drink that stuff for a few years…I’d never do it for free, let alone pay for it.
Where you on clinical trials or something?
Hahaha almost!
Worked in a brewery where they canned it on contract. As part of my job I supported the quality dept, and part of that was going to the daily tasting panel to sign off on the day’s production.
