My wife does this all the time, and if I don’t check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.
NSFW for potential topic sensitivity I guess.
Why are you hot linking some google images bidet instead of just uploading the image to the post?
There is no valid reason for the toilet seat to ever be up when you enter the bathroom.
You close the lid before you flush, that’s why it exists.
edit: added “valid”
But I like seeing my turds circle the drain
Laziness is a reason
But after flushing I still need to check if I need to use the toilet brush
Lol that’s not why a lid exists but gj on being confidently incorrect.
I need to join you elves with a bidet. Idk why I’m still living in Mordor.
Same. I think part of me worries it’s all I’d ever want to do.
Just get the ones that aren’t heated and it’ll discourage you from using it too much.
You learn to enjoy the cold, too. Also, it can be one hell of a way to wake up too.
Saruman had the only bidet in mordor
Is the “feminine” mode hygienic? I’d worry about it pushing bacteria and crap up there.
According to my urogynecologist, who specifically instructed me to always point my shower wand downward when washing my nethers, spraying water can indeed push bacteria up there!
It may only be dangerous for the subset of women who have problems requiring a urogynecology specialist in the first place, IDK, but better safe than sorry.
You don’t want your balls washed?
There’s a feminine mode? Aren’t assholes all in the same spot?
Assholes are, but that’s not what it’s for
Sometimes a spritz to the gooch is just what I need to remember it takes 2 to tango.
Yes but women have a pee hole between their labia and if you don’t rinse that then what even are you doing? I’m not interested in walking around with pee-stained lady parts, thanks.
Piss-flaps.
They’re called piss-flaps.
Only if there’s piss on them. Which there shouldn’t be.
You actually have to switch modes? Mine just has a lever that goes either forwards or backwards depending on which nozzle you want to use.
That lever is how you’re switching modes
Sounds like someone has never gotten up to sit inside of an open toilet when it was dark.
Just another reason the bum gun is the best choice.
Seems like a poor design ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
One thing I’ve always wondered about bidets: where do you add the soap? If there’s no such thing, then what makes bidets any better than using toilet paper? What’s next, washing your hands without soap?
Personally I rather just risk plumbing issues with butt wipes. And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.
And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.
Really seems like you answered your own question here
Not at all, cause even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper. Y’all are walking around with smelly, unclean assholes and it’s disgusting.
even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper
You can do that with a bidet though
So bidets do dispense soap, then? Cause if not, no they can’t.
Like I said, butt wipes is the bare minimum necessary to get clean after a shit. Toilet paper/water alone won’t cut it.
Do showers dispense soap?
Do you take a shower without using soap? What a stupid thing to say.
You can use soap with a bidet.
It is most efficient to leave the toilet seat in the position it is used. The same argument applies for the bidet settings.
It is most sanitary to close the toilet lid.
^ This guy’s bathroom smells clean.
If a toilet stinks, it’s not cleaned properly, there is an issue with the trap or the floor seal is cracked or damaged. If there is a toilet that constantly smells like rotten eggs, it needs to be inspected to ensure sewer gasses are not leaking into your house. (Depending on where you live, water may contain more sulphur which also smells like rotten eggs. That can only be fixed with a good water filter system.)
None of the 7 or 8 toilets that I own stink because they are cleaned and maintained.
It’s only “sanitary” to close the lid when you flush it when there is a higher chance that poo water may spray out. Otherwise, water is just going to sit in there and evaporate.
Actually some studies were done about that and found that the distribution of bacteria was unchanged in total value the only thing that changed was the positioning of the spread throughout the bathroom with the lid open versus closed.
Unless you get something like an rv style toilet that has a sealing lip the lid actually locks against, but ain’t nobody using that in their house
