Thanks, now I’m gay for construction workers
All my life I thought I was straight.
I don’t know about y’all, but this man’s certainly erected a structure in my pants
He works hard
And he plays hard
… 🎵 (laser light show starts, disco ball comes down, flame bursts erupt, funky dance beat plays)… everybody dance now 🎵!!!
Dad? Why did you bring me to a gay dam?
Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of OSHA violations
Works in both this context and in the original
My great grandfather worked on that dam!
I don’t think that’s him, though.
Your possibly grandfather is fuckin sexy
Aww man, thats the body shape I want, not overkill, just fit and lean. Maybe this year…
Go shovel concrete for hours/days/weeks on end and start your day with oatmeal and bacon, and end it with beef stew and a whiskey. Drink bucket water throughout.
You had me at bucket water
bucket water
So what you’re saying is that a tapeworm is essential…?
Meh the incredibly acidic diet, with a black coffee wash will clear it right out
The whiskey is the most important part
And all this time, I thought it was hose water that maxed gains.
Hose water is for maintaining
16 tons, what’ll you get?
Gotta protect that noggin.
The Hoover Dam project was one of the first (the first?) where hard hats were mandatory for workers on-site!
‘Make sure you wear the hard hats, boys. The shirts can go, though, and underwear…yeah, lets skip that as well. You should all be, uh, comfortable’
How about the pants as well
I’m CIS, but dang that guy turns me on. What? I’m just a man and this fella is hot
He cerlainly is! But in this case the fact that you’re cis is not really relevant, it’s more the fact that you’re heterosexual, which is not the same :)
I’m about as straight as it gets but yeah that dude is impressive to look at.
Concrete zaddy
so many ppl lost their lives trying to build that damn thing
Many from lowest-bid contractor fuckery, no less.
The rizz is eternal
Oh my goodness great gran-daddy 🥵🤤
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I came here fully expecting some thirst but pleasantly surprised that the dam quenched it.
I think you got here a little too early. The dam has ruptured and we’re soaking wet. 🥵
Fucking hell
People need to lay off the pizza and do some exercise, any exercise.
So many people are so overweight. That’s how most young guys should look!
Fuckin’ A! My god, I’m about to be 53 and that was me most of my life. 6-months of hard work would put be back in that zone.
Kids: Y’all are fat. And yes, it’s your fault. Yes, you have control over this situation. No, you are not powerless. No, that’s not fat shaming.
Kids: It’s your fault for not performing grueling manual labor 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, with no worker protections, in the Mojave fuckin Desert, whilst contending with food scarcity, during the Great Depression.
Shame on all y’all not-willing-to-die pudgekins.
It builds character.
I’m Gen X. It’s amazing when I go back and watch shows and movies from my childhood that had a token fat character in them, because that character looks like an average person today. Look at Chunk from the Goonies. He was considered fat enough to have a nickname like Chunk, but he looks like the majority of kids I see now.
6 foot 4 and not an ounce of fat!
