If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

    • KingJalopy
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      81 year ago

      If I ever told my dad, “are you shitting me?”, he’d reply with, “I’d never shit you, you’re my favorite turd.”

      • WashedOver
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        41 year ago

        Lol love that one. My uncle was the one that used the Bullshit line on me