@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agoJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1639arrow-down17
arrow-up1632arrow-down1imageJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.cc@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-square@Cruxifux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoI know you’re probably kidding but if I was you I’d just fucking lie.
minus-square@Pratai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish11•edit-21 year agoI’m not kidding and I’d never lie about my hatred for the orange-utan just to receive money.
minus-square@SecretSauces@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year ago(Morbid joke) Lie about it to get back in the will and when your dad dies, buy a Biden billboard
minus-square@SoleInvictus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoHave Biden’s face etched on his tombstone.
I know you’re probably kidding but if I was you I’d just fucking lie.
I’m not kidding and I’d never lie about my hatred for the orange-utan just to receive money.
(Morbid joke) Lie about it to get back in the will and when your dad dies, buy a Biden billboard
Have Biden’s face etched on his tombstone.