BarqsHasBite to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • edit-21 year agoWhat do you think would happen if Putin was assassinated right now?message-square54fedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1104arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you think would happen if Putin was assassinated right now?BarqsHasBite to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • edit-21 year agomessage-square54fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@killeronthecorner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish79•1 year agoDuring his next public speech, you’d notice that his eyebrows are slightly bushier, his voice is slightly deeper, and he’s suddenly an inch taller.
minus-square@NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink19•1 year ago"Doppelgangers! Listen! There is a good news and a bad news for you this morning. The good news is: Our Great Leader has survived the dangerous attack last night. The other news is: He has lost his right arm. "
During his next public speech, you’d notice that his eyebrows are slightly bushier, his voice is slightly deeper, and he’s suddenly an inch taller.
"Doppelgangers! Listen!
There is a good news and a bad news for you this morning.
The good news is: Our Great Leader has survived the dangerous attack last night.
The other news is: He has lost his right arm. "