New evidence confirms COVID-19 vaccines are overwhelmingly safe::More than 38 million COVID-19 vaccine doses have been administered in Ontario as of Oct. 8, with 23,002 reports of adverse reactions, an incidence of 0.06 per cent, Public Health Ontario says

  • Flying Squid
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    1252 years ago

    Okay, if you say so, because I died six months after getting the first one like they said I would. Now I’m a magnetic 5G zombie.

    • TragicNotCute
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      282 years ago

      What brand of vaccine did you get? I definitely get the 5G orders from George Soros and such (pretty standard stuff), and I was already dead inside before the jab, but I didn’t get any magnetism.

      • Flying Squid
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        162 years ago

        I got whichever one is most convenient to me winning the discussion about how vaccines are bad and give you 100 autisms.

      • Flying Squid
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        182 years ago

        Being a zombie, I no longer need a phone. But my Bill Gates microchip ensures good reception for all around me whose brains I am not eating.

    • @gkd@lemmy.ml
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      82 years ago

      Should have turned your phone off during the national alert test.

      • LillyPip
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        52 years ago

        That 99% lived in Canada and went to a different school. They were supermodels. You didn’t know them.

        • @Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz
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          42 years ago

          Ok, so I’m living in the last safe place on earth. Everywhere else the vaccine killed just about everyone but in my area nothing happened.