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@Oiconomia@feddit.de to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

What would you even do with 25 Mangoes?

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What would you even do with 25 Mangoes?

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@Oiconomia@feddit.de to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • Flying Squid
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    53•2 years ago

    Eat them because mangoes are delicious.

    • @CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works
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      10•2 years ago

      Or make mangonadas

      • @deus@lemmy.world
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        18•2 years ago

        When life gives you mangos, don’t make mangonade. Make life take the mangos back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn mangos, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!

        • @NeuronautML@lemmy.ml
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          2•2 years ago

          I’ll have my engineers invent a combustible mango to burn your house down! With the mangoes!

      • @LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca
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        5•2 years ago

        When life gives you mangoes, make mangonade.

        • @Klear@sh.itjust.works
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          3•2 years ago

          What if life gives you shit?

          • @flerp@lemm.ee
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            6•2 years ago

            invest in bidets

          • kratoz29
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            6•2 years ago

            Do shit posting.

          • @LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca
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            5•2 years ago

            Start a shitake mushroom culture.

            Get started here

    • IWantToFuckSpez
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      I like manstays more.

    • Sage the Lawyer
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      3•2 years ago

      Ha, word for word the comment I wanted to make. Mangoes are truly S tier.

      And they allegedly (couldn’t find any real scientific studies, but tons of results like this) have an added benefit too, for any marijuana enthusiasts who may be around. https://autoflowering-cannabis.com/does-mango-make-you-higher/

      • @SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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        1•2 years ago

        So we should be making mango cheesecakes instead of brownies?

    • @AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      I’m probably the only one who thinks they have an unpleasant undertaste.

      • @31337@sh.itjust.works
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        1•2 years ago

        Nah, they kinda taste like cantaloupe to me, which I also do not like.

        • @Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
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          2 years ago

          Is that a genetic thing, like coriander?

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