@Wollang@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 2 years agoHow did we come to say something courteous to someone after they’ve sneezedmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareHow did we come to say something courteous to someone after they’ve sneezed@Wollang@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square22fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMr PoopyButtholelinkfedilinkEnglish16•2 years agoMy girlfriend says “bless you” whenever I fart
minus-square@CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilink8•2 years agoThis guy I worked with used to say, “What happened?”. He would always feign concern for the farter.
minus-square@SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-22 years agoI say bless you normally for sneezes and sarcastically for everything else. Farts, hiccups, burps etc. Peak comedy I know
minus-square@OptimusPhillip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•2 years agoBecause the onus is on the farter to say something courteous. Because we, for some reason, decided that a involuntary, natural bodily function is rude.
minus-squareBOMBSlinkfedilinkEnglish0•2 years ago“I hope you didn’t just shit yourself on my couch. 😐”
And why not farts
My girlfriend says “bless you” whenever I fart
bless her
She sounds like a keeper
Be the change
This guy I worked with used to say, “What happened?”. He would always feign concern for the farter.
I say bless you normally for sneezes and sarcastically for everything else. Farts, hiccups, burps etc. Peak comedy I know
Because the onus is on the farter to say something courteous. Because we, for some reason, decided that a involuntary, natural bodily function is rude.
Well now I do
BLESS MY FART
“I hope you didn’t just shit yourself on my couch. 😐”
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