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minus-square@MuskyMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•19 days agoI, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!
minus-square/home/pineappleloverlinkfedilinkEnglish3•18 days agoAs CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently? Keep your answer under 5 minutes
minus-squareozonedlinkfedilinkEnglish4•18 days agoI’d do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.
minus-square@MuskyMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•18 days ago Get rid of the Cyberduck Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff. E-muscle car.
minus-square@Landless2029@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•18 days agoAdd LIDAR to all new cars and figure out an upgrade for older ones.
minus-squareozonedlinkfedilinkEnglish1•18 days agoToo expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!
I, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!
As CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently?
Keep your answer under 5 minutes
I’d do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.
You’re hired
Get rid of the Cyberduck
Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff.
E-muscle car.
Add LIDAR to all new cars and figure out an upgrade for older ones.
Too expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!