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minus-square@cdf12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish45•edit-222 days agoI sit down next to a guy on the train. ME: Loads of cycle paths around here. HIM: Really? ME: Loads, mate. HIM: How’d you know? ME: There’s signs, aren’t there? HIM: I guess? ME: I love them. (47 minutes of awkward silence.) When we reach my stop, I get off the train with my bike. As I leave, I notice the guy suddenly looks relieved. As I walk away he looks at me like I was a random crazy psychopath on the train, then it finally hit me.
I sit down next to a guy on the train.
ME: Loads of cycle paths around here.
HIM: Really?
ME: Loads, mate.
HIM: How’d you know?
ME: There’s signs, aren’t there?
HIM: I guess?
ME: I love them.
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
When we reach my stop, I get off the train with my bike. As I leave, I notice the guy suddenly looks relieved. As I walk away he looks at me like I was a random crazy psychopath on the train, then it finally hit me.