• MushuChupacabra
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    2617 days ago

    Canadians would teach the United States the meaning of insurgency.

    Given how impotent the US was in the face of resistance in Iraq and Afghanistan, how would they be able to cope with an insurgency where all the enemy combatants can blend in and walk among them?

    • Cyborganism
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      2617 days ago

      American: “Hello there!”

      Other “American”: “Hi! How are you?”

      American: “Great, and yourself?”

      Other “American”: “Good! Great weather we’re having, eh?”

      American: “What?”

      Other “American”: “What?”

      American: *eyes the other “American” suspiciously*

      Other “American”: “Aw shit, my cover is blown.” *Stabs American*

    • @boughtmysoul@lemmy.world
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      016 days ago

      Oh yes, the local Timmy’s Hoverround Brigade is exactly like the Mujahideen who trained in asymmetrical warfare since they were children.

      Canadians are completely delusional about what we’re actually capable of.