• @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Witcher 3, Baldurs Gate 3.

    We don’t care about the game, we want boobies and sex and romance.

    Edit: y’all feeling called out for being thirsty

    • TheLowestStone
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      1926 days ago

      we want boobies and sex and romance.

      Literally the parts I couldn’t care less about.

      • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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        426 days ago

        Dude, same. I finally got around to the Witcher 3 and as am adult now, the sex stuff is just so awkward.

    • Ben Hur Horse Race
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      726 days ago

      I truly can’t tell if you can mean this. You play games to see the 3D polygonal breast

      • @5in1k@lemm.ee
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        26 days ago

        My four player game every one runs around naked it’s hilarious. The dicks twitch all over in the cutscenes. More of that yes. So funny.

      • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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        -126 days ago

        You can, just pointing out games with sex appeal do well. The core gameplay has to be good too, but I don’t think that’s what propels a good game to the apex.

    • @CluckN@lemmy.world
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      -226 days ago

      The new Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and Cyberpunk all had an average mixed to negative reviews.