• @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    The Onion could start writing about good things happening and then they’d be more Onion.

    “Trump signs executive order to provide subsidizing school lunches for underprivileged elementary schools”

    Something laughably unrealistic like that.

    Then it will make you cry, like an onion should.

    • @klu9@lemmy.caOP
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      610 days ago

      Trump admits to not being that great, promises to try to be a better person in future