He is happier than me but it has nothing to do with heaven or hell. He’s happier because he gets to make short jokes about me day in and day out and I’m unhappy because I have to listen to them. He also puts my goldfish on the top shelf so I am even annoyed during snack time
Pastafarianism says that gravity comes from the Flying Spaghetti Monster holding us down with his noodly appendages, so short people are more blessed because they get more contact with his Noodlyness 🙏
He is happier than me but it has nothing to do with heaven or hell. He’s happier because he gets to make short jokes about me day in and day out and I’m unhappy because I have to listen to them. He also puts my goldfish on the top shelf so I am even annoyed during snack time
That’s really rude. You should headbutt him in the knee
😂
Pastafarianism says that gravity comes from the Flying Spaghetti Monster holding us down with his noodly appendages, so short people are more blessed because they get more contact with his Noodlyness 🙏