My friend says that short people are mad all the time because they’re so much closer to hell. My(5’7") wife(5’) and I disagree with this logic, but my friend said we’re both too short and apparently God can tell if you’re cheating by using a ladder. As far as I can tell, I’m not 7 inches happier than my wife, but we don’t have the resources for a proper test.
Can you and your husband find out if he’s happier being naturally further away from hell? Also, logic would dictate that he’s a better person because he’s closer to heaven. Thank you in advance for your contributions to science.
He is happier than me but it has nothing to do with heaven or hell. He’s happier because he gets to make short jokes about me day in and day out and I’m unhappy because I have to listen to them. He also puts my goldfish on the top shelf so I am even annoyed during snack time
Pastafarianism says that gravity comes from the Flying Spaghetti Monster holding us down with his noodly appendages, so short people are more blessed because they get more contact with his Noodlyness 🙏
My friend says that short people are mad all the time because they’re so much closer to hell. My(5’7") wife(5’) and I disagree with this logic, but my friend said we’re both too short and apparently God can tell if you’re cheating by using a ladder. As far as I can tell, I’m not 7 inches happier than my wife, but we don’t have the resources for a proper test.
Can you and your husband find out if he’s happier being naturally further away from hell? Also, logic would dictate that he’s a better person because he’s closer to heaven. Thank you in advance for your contributions to science.
He is happier than me but it has nothing to do with heaven or hell. He’s happier because he gets to make short jokes about me day in and day out and I’m unhappy because I have to listen to them. He also puts my goldfish on the top shelf so I am even annoyed during snack time
That’s really rude. You should headbutt him in the knee
😂
Pastafarianism says that gravity comes from the Flying Spaghetti Monster holding us down with his noodly appendages, so short people are more blessed because they get more contact with his Noodlyness 🙏