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@Samsy@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world •
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Dont worry about your retirement plan...

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Dont worry about your retirement plan...

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  • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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    45•1 month ago

    He can’t die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?

    • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      35•1 month ago

      All the more reason that the protest on April 19th is the most important one yet. It may be our last chance to have one safely.

      protest

      • @chowdertailz@lemmy.world
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        I have the thought they’re going to use the protests on the 19th as provocation to institute martial law… I’m all for the protest and have been to most of the 50501s but the 19th has me worried.

        • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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          Then let’s keep it peaceful and not give them reason.

          • @chowdertailz@lemmy.world
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            Completely agree, and I’m glad the ones that have taken place have all been peaceful. But with the state of everything, unfortunately, that don’t matter much.

          • @pivot_root@lemmy.world
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            I wouldn’t put it past them to pull a move out of the authoritarian playbook and hire people to act as violent protesters just in case.

    • @witchybitchy@lemm.ee
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      lmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can’t remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day

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        April 20th is Hitler’s birthday

        And also Easter so maybe he’s gonna arrest the Easter bunny

        And also the weed smokers

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          20 April 1889

          I did not know that. Does fit with my theory that all numbers are nazi numbers.

          • @4am@lemm.ee
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            Wow that entire DECADE was sending subtle dogwhistles

        • @Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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          And my dog’s birthday!

          • @plantmoretrees@lemm.ee
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            Mr. fluffington, you are under arrest for liberal dog ideologies and for not being eaten by the immigrants in Springfield

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        Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth are compiling reports regarding the “national emergency” at the border, and advising if the insurrection act is an appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.

        • @witchybitchy@lemm.ee
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          ahh yeah, that’s it. border ‘crisis’

      • theprogressivist
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        Something about 420 being a nazi thing.

    • @Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      1•1 month ago

      He would be preserved by all the McDonald’s he ate

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