• stankmut
        link
        fedilink
        English
        204 months ago

        He’s running both the hospital and the insurance company. And it’s apparently good quality insurance, so they aren’t skimping on his treatment. There’s no way both the hospital and the insurance company can be profiting from this guy getting all the bones in his body broken. Not at the same time.

        • @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          124 months ago

          Step 1. Sell insurance to criminal.
          Step 2. Beat up criminal.
          Step 3. Advertise loudly that criminal is lucky they have bat insurance or they’d be fucked.
          Step 4. And this is the important one: don’t beat up every single other person that then buys bat insurance, instead beat up those who might want to beat them up.

          • @WolfLink@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            74 months ago

            Disproportionately beat up those who don’t have bat insurance, and suppress the “conspiracy theory” that there is such a correlation.