• @einlander@lemmy.world
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    595 months ago

    I sell my dates on my potential wealth and potential penis size. People need to get on the capitalism grindset.

    • @seven_phone@lemmy.world
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      165 months ago

      And women sell dates on their potential to do that thing that was discussed but then try to backtrack by pretending they thought it was a joke and didn’t even bring a banana.

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      “I have a great venture Idea for you Susan. What if, and hear me out, what if my penis was at least average size! I already have an investor lined up in the bedroom, you’d be crazy to pass on this opportunity”