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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish32•5 months agoThe Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur! That is why I am your king!
minus-square@steventhedev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink40•5 months agoBottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government
minus-square@BobbyGasoline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink22•5 months agoYou can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!
minus-square@ThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink19•5 months ago(gets grabbed by store security) Ah now we see the violence in the system. COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM! HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink8•5 months agoIf I was to say that I’m the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they’d put me away!
Well how do you become king then?
The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!
That is why I am your king!
Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government
Be quiet!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some
wateryren fair tart threw a sword at you!Shut up!
(gets grabbed by store security)
Ah now we see the violence in the system.
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM!
HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!
Bloody shoppers!
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
If I was to say that I’m the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they’d put me away!