• @zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    1095 months ago

    It would be the funniest thing if a bunch of terminal patients submitted confessions just to tie up resources. A real “I’m Spartacus” situation.

    • @chad@sh.itjust.works
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      5 months ago

      It was me. I shot Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare.

      I’m not even terminally ill.