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minus-square@Baguette@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish38•7 months agoWhy gamble IRL when you could instead gamble with stocks online and lose your life savings /s
minus-square@Anticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish13•7 months agoBecause stocks take time, casinos are almost instant.
minus-square@axx@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish11•7 months agoThat’s the problem with this generation, no capacity to appreciate delayed dissatisfaction!
minus-square@kometes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•7 months agoJust drop it in a spider and reap the 5% growth per year caused by new immigrants… er, wait.
Why gamble IRL when you could instead gamble with stocks online and lose your life savings /s
Because stocks take time, casinos are almost instant.
That’s the problem with this generation, no capacity to appreciate delayed dissatisfaction!
Psst
Wanna buy some 0dte options
Just drop it in a spider and reap the 5% growth per year caused by new immigrants… er, wait.