• @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    “What is up, dog?”

    Side note: the opposite of cat isn’t actually dog. The opposite of cat is goldfish. A goldfish loves water, is not fluffy, doesn’t exterminate every bird for sport, will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk, not bipolar, and I’m not allergic to them.

    • @ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works
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      39 months ago

      will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk,

      I once shared a house with someone who had a fish that would thrash around in its tank so violently it would knock things off the cabinet it was on and get water all over the floor (I had no involvement in the care of the fish, but I think its tank was too small).

      Not a goldfish, but still…

    • @suction@lemmy.world
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      19 months ago

      How do you know you’re not allergic? Have you ever rubbed one over your most delicate parts?