Netflix is like that kid you knew in elementary school who always told lies. Saying stuff like “Yeah, my dad is a billionaire with a rocket car and he invented toothpaste!”

Why are we believing anything that Netflix has to say? They are most likely using some obscure way to calculate that number in order to try to retain the customers they have left.

From all the social media posts, I’m pretty sure they lost a good chunk of customers. Don’t let them win with their slowly deteriorating content and rising prices. Instead, sail the high seas like the internet of old time!