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minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mlcakelinkfedilinkEnglish9•10 months agoOld Person (on deathbed): “This disk contains my entire life’s work, I want you to take it.” many years later, playing in park “Daddy, where did you get this weird frisbee?” “Dunno. Some old guy wanted me to have it.”
minus-square@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoThe magnavox tv on the shelf makes it not that far off lmao
minus-square@EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoUmph. Gut shot. I guess I hadn’t had a bad enough Dad joke this week.
Old Person (on deathbed): “This disk contains my entire life’s work, I want you to take it.”
many years later, playing in park
“Daddy, where did you get this weird frisbee?”
“Dunno. Some old guy wanted me to have it.”
The magnavox tv on the shelf makes it not that far off lmao
Umph.
Gut shot.
I guess I hadn’t had a bad enough Dad joke this week.