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@octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago

Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint

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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint

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@octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago
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A man who vowed to light VP Kamala Harris on fire and "personally pluck out her eyes" reacted with surprise when investigators showed up at his door, a complaint alleges.
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    This is why you only threaten politicians that are already dead.

    For example, pissing on Ronald Reagan’s grave, the deceased shitty actor just to be clear, is still on my bucket list.

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      When I was a teenager I made an email address, ishotreagan@emailprovider.com, inspired by the suicidal tendencies song. Years later in my late 20s or early 30s the secret service showed up at my door to ask about it. I had nearly forgotten I even made it by then. I don’t remember if Reagan was dead yet but he was on his llast legs. I guess they’re super thorough when it comes to anything other than that one roof near Trump’s rally

      No word on whether they investigated Mike Muir in the 80s when the song was written and Reagan was still alive/relevant

      • @debil@lemmy.world
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        Not a native English speaker, but I automatically read it is hot Reagan. You could’ve told them you just had the hotties for ol’ Ronnie.

        • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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          Is hot ‘Faye’ Reagan

        • nocturne
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          Native English speaker, and I saw Is Hot Reagan.

      • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        Muir also shot Kennedy and the devil, if I’m remembering right.

        They forgave him of all wrong doing when How will I laugh tomorrow was released.

    • @mimimum@lemmy.ca
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      He should he catastrophically exhumed in a few thousand pieces

    • @Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      https://youtu.be/eg3_kUaYFJA?si=02C2V7vXlKe-Zddx

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      Is there a statue of limitations on pooping on bill Taft or do we gotta form a line

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