@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months agoBut how will people know what size the pp is?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square227fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down155
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minus-squareDiplomjodlerlinkfedilinkEnglish29•10 months agoThe pp size is inversely proportional to the truck size.
minus-squarenoodle (he/him)linkfedilinkEnglish23•10 months agothat’s why I ride a bike. I could get away with a unicycle if it weren’t for my MASSIVE SCHLONG requiring support and it’s easier that way than getting two unis.
minus-squarepooberbee (they/she)linkfedilinkEnglish4•10 months agoI’m picturing the two unicycle method illustrated in the style of Dr Seuss
minus-square@rottingleaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoI prefer walking, and use a bicycle when it’s possible. So sadly doesn’t check out.
minus-square@uis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoBicycle size isn’t zero, you you pp size isn’t infinity. It does check out.
The pp size is inversely proportional to the truck size.
that’s why I ride a bike.
I could get away with a unicycle if it weren’t for my MASSIVE SCHLONG requiring support and it’s easier that way than getting two unis.
I’m picturing the two unicycle method illustrated in the style of Dr Seuss
I prefer walking, and use a bicycle when it’s possible. So sadly doesn’t check out.
Bicycle size isn’t zero, you you pp size isn’t infinity. It does check out.