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@NightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments

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Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments

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@NightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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There is absolutely nothing funny about the new law that Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry just signed (as a child fainted behind him) that requires all public classrooms to display a…
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    Louisiana: basic literacy is not their strong suit.

    • baduhai
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      basic literacy is not their strong suite.

      Oof.

      • Boozilla
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        9•1 year ago

        Woops. At least I didn’t confuse Iraq with Ukraine…this time.

        • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          …that you George?

          • Boozilla
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            On the internet, nobody knows you’re the 43rd president, just trying to put food on your family.

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      suit but agreed. Edumacation was never one of the original thirteen commandiments.

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        Ha! Corrected. Thanks.

      • @cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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        This is my favorite bulkshit word lol. Ain’t nobody axxed but they it is

    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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      *numeracy is the word you’re looking for.

      you’re not wrong though, literacy is also not their strong suit :)

      • littleblue✨
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        In Louisiana, they think numeracy is what gets you run outta town or burned alive, and they’re not entirely wrong there either, historically speaking.

        • @thbb@lemmy.world
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          No, numeracy is when you draw cards to see the future.

          • littleblue✨
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            No, numeracy is when you goin’ around in public and ain’t got no clothes on.

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      That comma could have been anything else and it would been a valid sentence.

      • Boozilla
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        Well, that’s what I get for punching down on our gumbo-eating friends.

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