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Ricky Rigatoni to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Justice for our boy

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Justice for our boy

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Ricky Rigatoni to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    That’s honestly he most disturbing picture of Jesus I’ve ever seen. Visceral disgust kinda reaction.

    Like a poor, scrawny carpenter was some ripped American meatball. Fuck me, I’m an atheist and this is gross.

    • Ricky RigatoniOP
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      19•1 year ago

      In what world are carpenters scrawny.

      • @nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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        27•1 year ago

        In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry.

        • Ricky RigatoniOP
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          27•1 year ago

          Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish.

          • @pyre@lemmy.world
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            10•1 year ago

            so he didn’t need muscles to do anything

            • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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              9•1 year ago

              He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided.

        • @VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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          And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils … ect. I can’t imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn’t just survive but thrive.

    • @ikidd@lemmy.world
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      That would be Supply-side Jesus.

    • Random_Character_A
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      Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue.

    • @MehBlah@lemmy.world
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      15•1 year ago

      That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll.

    • @frezik@midwest.social
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      He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there.

      • @BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world
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        Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary.

        • @frezik@midwest.social
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          In other words, jacked because he had to go into a forest and cut down his own tree.

          • @pyre@lemmy.world
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            9•1 year ago

            to be fair to you, technically those are other words.

      • @corus_kt@lemmy.world
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        The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice

        • @frezik@midwest.social
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          Damn straight. I’ll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel.

          Edit: and then karate kick it through the eye of a needle. (Also, my instance is having problems and I don’t know how that was posted extra times.)

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