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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

It's not fair.

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It's not fair.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @penquin@lemm.ee
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    27•1 year ago

    That’s why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.

    • @Timbo1970@lemmy.world
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      14•1 year ago

      Leave your degraded self-loathing to yourself and don’t make us partake!

      • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        2•1 year ago

        Psst, the real life hack is to drink tons of coke so that they all fall out and you can get a permanent artificial set installed as soon as possible

        • @Fosheze@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          You joke but that kind of used to he a thing. People used to get their teeth pulled and get dentures just because it was assumed their teeth would rot out at some point anyways.

    • mad_asshatter
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      5•1 year ago

      …followed by chewing aluminum foil for iron.

      • Ragdoll X
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        1 year ago

        I prefer Indium.

    • BOMBS
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      5•1 year ago

      out of a metal tumbler 🤤

    • Cyborganism
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      1•1 year ago

      Grapefruit is better. It just hits different.

    • @b0gl@sh.itjust.works
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      0•1 year ago

      You gotta try brushing your teeth and then drinking chocolate milk. It’s delicious

      • @penquin@lemm.ee
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        1•1 year ago

        Hmmmm. Never tried that. Thanks for the suggestion. Will give that a shot

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