Wait but this is useful.

Sarcasm.

Back when I started college, my roommate and I bought a TV. It was a small flatscreen CRT. We took it out of the box, filled the box with a bunch of wrappers and empty bags and smaller boxes, and used that as the TV stand. We did use the styrofoam that came in the TV box to sit down. We lived in that apartment three years. Eventually got a sofa and chairs. Not a TV stand, though. We still had the box. Kept us humble. Good times.

How is no one talking about the mountain chicken?

Not a mirror, but here’s a gift link.

Correct. Per South African law, if the cat’s on your lap you cannot legally move.

That was a fantastic read. Thanks for posting.

I, for one, welcome my Oscar overlord.

Dad?

We love you, Oscar.

For a second there I thought the last one was gonna tie the string back.

That sounds about right for most places on earth.