I dunno, she looks pretty hot

Did he decapitate the question mark?

Request too vague, loading wolfenstien.exe

Praying to an inactive theoretical being is sort of the whole foundation of religion. If they (super being) ever verifiably acted, it would no longer be a religion, just fact. The unknown nature is what keeps people scared/hooked. This adds a depth to the comic that may not have even been intended (or the author is wicked smart).

You only promised your left but!

I remember seeing it in theaters on opening day (I was 9). I’ve loved it ever since.

But then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…

@JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk this is your time!

Speaking ass an app developer, the person who chose the text is probably not the person who did the development or testing. This is probably a default template where they just say “what’s the title, what’s the message”. It would be very unlikely that it was anything butt a coincidence.