Lot of people mentioning SimpleX but I can’t imagine trying to make someone go online at the same time as me to start sending each other messages without being annoyed.
Do you just keep your phone off or do you not use your IM clients there? Literally never had this issue with simplex, it deliveres notifications just fine to my phone.
Though I did manually have to give it notification perms on android. Annoying but very easy fix.
I do as little as possible while taking as much resource up as I can.
Also I spend a very sizable fraction of my time hitting my weed pen in the parking lot instead of actually working.
Just do the minimum to not get fired and rack up the companies expenses as much as possible. They’d just replace you with a cheaper, and more efficient replacement any who.