I’m gonna be honest man, you seem like you would be a chore to be around in real life

How do you mean?

“the police are murdering citizens and covering up the murders with more murders”

“Is there a nicer, less biased way you could say that so china doesn’t feel bad (they are a fragile utopia)”

I just got a PS5 a couple weeks ago, after almost a decade of not having a console since my PS3 died. Playing GT7 as my one and only; I grew up on Gran Turismo since GT3. Actually just got all gold on the licenses last night, so feeling pretty accomplished haha. Pretty hard to find time with a newborn and a toddler!

Never thought I would be thankful for k pop fans, but here we are

I still remember the opening of Jericho with the mushroom cloud. That and the ending to Six Feet Under that had me crying for days.

Nah, fox News is useful for ironing out those pesky wrinkles in your brain

Basically since Tik Tok launched, literally all I’ve ever seen from everyone regardless of age or political affiliation is that it needs to be blocked since it’s a data mining machine for the CCP. Now that it’s actually happening, everyone is saying the opposite, that we need to keep it, even though the data mining for the CCP is still happening. What the fuck is actually going on?

Mercedes blocking the import of cars less than 25 years old is the reason I can’t have any of the cool overseas cars that I want. Fuck them, let cars come over here if we want them

I am beyond shocked.

I’d imagine keeping them all under constant supervision within eyesight helps quite a bit

“The team now wants to figure out what role these shared genes play in cryptobiosis, and whether there is an upper limit to how long nematodes can remain in this mysterious state.”

Chuck 'em in the freezer and check back in 50,000 years, boys

As opposed to fleshy humans, who don’t need money to stay alive