Sorry, but you kinda got scammed on this one. You can buy a good used P6 pro for the cost of a screen replacement.

Return it if you can.

It pretends to be prime and we all go along with it to avoid hurting its feeling.

They’re likely running beta or unmerged patches rather than ‘exclusive’ features.

Are we doing beans again? Lets do beans again!

I’m in Arkansas

I’m sorry.

There used to be a vaccine approved for human use, but it was discontinued because it wasn’t profitable.

Yay capitalism.

Both pizza and open faced sandwiches are actually just toast.

New… memes?

Fuck that noise, post old memes!

I’ve been getting that from some of the images on slower lemmy instances. You open an image and it loads slowly. Line. By. Line. Never thought I’d be nostalgic for the 56k days.

Red Lobster, reporting in. Over.

TL;DR: incremental improvements and

maximum throughput of at least 30Gbps

lol no