The sewage was no doubt very upset to see its creek being contaminated by RFK Jr.

You couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe…! I lost my train of thought.

I have an associate’s degree from a community college that rebranded their “general studies” program to the “arts and sciences” program to fudge their numbers for a bigger STEM endowment, so… do I just wait for them at the airport, or what?

Honestly, if I’m the defense, this has gotta be awesome, right? Now, I’m not a lawyer, but I have watched Boston Legal twice, so that’s basically the same thing, and what I’m hearing is these people want to get up on the stand and show the jury a video which either:

A) to the particularly inattentive, shows the victim clearly alive, or

B) demonstrates that even video evidence can be completely fabricated from whole cloth, and the opposition is more than capable of doing so to serve their own interests

Barring the staggeringly unlikely event that the defendant goes full-on Perry Mason Perp and outright says “hey, sorry I killed you, man” to the hologram, this seems like a pretty sweet deal.

nah, see, you got

1. self-aggrandizing unelected bureaucrat
2. intentionally sabotaging government programs to make his own vanity project look better
3. blind obsession with deeply-flawed and barely-functional technological monstrosity
4. claims sole credit for his program’s achievements despite, at best, hiring the guy that hired the guy that hired the guy to build the schematic that some other guy gave him
5. definitely blackmailing his boss
6. barely committed to his administration’s political agenda beyond whatever inflates his own ego
7. nazi cosplay
8. not a real face

dude’s not Vader, he’s Tarkin. Vance is the moody teenager from bumfuck nowhere who suddenly started sucking the spiteful old warlock’s dick despite years of going on about how much he hates his whole deal, likely screwing over his wife in the process, making him Vader. and I guess Obi-Wan is Pope Francis because Vance definitely killed him.

“Frank, are you saying ‘soul’ or ‘hole’?”

man, you love to see a profane obelisk towering over a barren wasteland with some sort of fucked-up sun. nothin says “shit’s about to go down” quite like like a fucked-up sun obelisk.

What is a boy to do???

“Well I was trying to add Jeff Goldblum and your names are obviously right next to each other in my phone, so…”

Seems like everyone’s been getting that noise lately. I’m on my third.

Fine, you take it off the shelves and I’ll just torrent it. Nobody should be able to stop me from doing that as long as I don’t seed it, right Meta?

“If these devices were, as previously believed, implements in some sort of ancient ‘throwing game’, I can only assume this to be the result of a misguided attempt to play the sport on horseback or, heaven forbid, to teach the horse to play the game itself. Truly, our ancestors were a primitive people.”

Horseshoes would probably be pretty confusing, actually. Figuring out sans context that this weird metal crescent was supposed to be nailed onto an animal’s hoof would be a feat on its own, but add on people hanging them up as decoration out of superstition or just, like, throwing them, especially in places where there aren’t any damn horses, that’s really gonna muddy the waters.

My vote’s for either vacuum cleaner attachments or old batteries. I barely know the appropriate uses and contexts for all these vacuum cleaner attachments, some future guy with presumably no foreknowledge of our culture or lifestyle doesn’t stand a chance. And if we’re far enough in the future that no record of our way of life remains, I don’t care how much they keep going and going, those Energizers are gonna be dead, and these archaeologists are gonna all be scratching their heads trying to figure out why we have so many random metal cylinders in all different sizes that are, at best, completely inert, and at worst leaking caustic sludge.

This has happened enough times that the euphemism for piracy in my household has become “renting a film from my man in Bangladesh”

Who Sun-Tans the Sun-Tanner?

I understand there is a species of blind fish living in a cave nearly a mile beneath the Yucatán peninsula that scientists believe might not be racist, but research is still ongoing.

Yeah unfortunately I’m not terribly familiar with this client, I just wandered in here from - and I hate to say it, given the circumstances - the second page of hot, so I’m not sure what all options you have available, but if the button’s there that might fix it.

Now, it does look like your instance is running version 0.19.5 whereas mine’s on 0.19.6, so it’ll probably be fixed once an update goes through, whenever that may be.

I experienced this on my instance on just regular desktop browsing for a while, so I don’t think it’s necessarily an issue with your client; it did eventually just go away on its own (somewhere around the time the instance backend updated, I’m sure), but I also found that switching on “show hidden posts” fixed it as well, and since I don’t really have any hidden posts it didn’t make much difference. Downside was I had to do that manually every time, but it did at least get me to the second page.