Folks, that’s not loincloths work. It’s a single strip of cloth that starts in the front, goes over the loop of cord, then through the legs and up over the loop of cord in the back. It’s not just two flaps of fabric hanging down in the front and back.

Yes

Frühaufsteher-Gruppe checkt ein.

I do the same. My favorite is ich_iel. I get the sense that many participants in that community are also using translation.

At this time of year? At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen!?

The 3 inch nails protruding through the rails are much more complaint-worthy than the too-tall pickets.

Remember when Michael Vick used the pseudonym Ron Mexico when getting tested for herpes and it became a meme?

Ladadada, it’s the mothafuckin D R E!

Blue Bell and Boar’s Head, here I come!

Have you considered a steam deck? Might work for you based on mentioning a small display and wireless keyboard.