“Crush the left” lost it right there 😂

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those up.

Help them investigate someone else. If you are the one they are investigating, shut your mouth.

I’ve always wanted to be trapped in a sauna. Sounds lovely.

Jokes on them. I don’t even want to go to heaven unless I can suck a bag of dicks on the other side of the gates.

Never underestimate the power of water cooler interactions -C suite