I lived in a small farm town on the Mississippi river in the Midwest for years. Their siren would literally go off at 6pm every, single, day. (Albeit very briefly) Something about letting people outside know it was time to head home for supper.

Hope they like all my dick pics

A buddy of mine was still doing this in 2015

Worst case you just get told no. It NEVER hurts to apply. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Catdogged

We’ve got a turd in the punch bowl

Unfortunately, this did not work.

This meme would be 1000% better with sound lol

https://youtu.be/LgncSiSnIyI?si=vsSfn4_DBOkOMTgG

https://youtu.be/LgncSiSnIyI?si=vsSfn4_DBOkOMTgG

I stole a phrase from a previous coworker that I have since used in place of “You know what I’m saying?” Or “Picking up what you’re putting down.”

Now I like to say to people “Do you smell what I’m stepping in?”

I found it hilarious at the time and shamelessly stole the phrase lol