minus-squareShizzymcjizzles@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Unemployed? Or in a low paying job? This could be the solution for youlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 天前I’ve heard sometimes it gets stuck in pixelated mode and then when you go to pee it goes everywhere. And the girlfriend still gets mad at you for making a mess. linkfedilink
minus-squareShizzymcjizzles@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When you had to put more work into creating your fantasylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 天前Victoria’s Secret catalogue was in my spank bank. linkfedilink
minus-squareShizzymcjizzles@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When you see someone crying about the Virginia redistricting, show them this. I've used it hundreds of times today.linkfedilinkarrow-up19·12 天前Shouldn’t it be a Communist Commonwealth? Haz a nice ring to it if you ask me. linkfedilink
minus-squareShizzymcjizzles@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I refuse to let my 45 visa-free days in Vietnam run out without getting DP'ed for the first time.linkfedilinkarrow-up6·16 天前Fo shizzle linkfedilink
minus-squareShizzymcjizzles@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I refuse to let my 45 visa-free days in Vietnam run out without getting DP'ed for the first time.linkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·16 天前Fo shizzle linkfedilink
I’ve heard sometimes it gets stuck in pixelated mode and then when you go to pee it goes everywhere. And the girlfriend still gets mad at you for making a mess.