You know who also said that? Putin.

My father once chose course of intravenous therapy over intramuscular injections because apparently exposing your butt to a nurse is not manly enough

Funny? Funky? Frisky? Feisty? Frosty? What mystery do you hide behind these asterisks?!

Suicide bombers may not wear backpack very often, but when they do, they wear it to the end of their lives

I love dogs