Found the one I was thinking of:

Someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner’s front door and beating him to death in front of his family? I feel like they forgot.

It was on Twitter, no idea the origin.

Yeah, lost my little four legged soul mate last year. I wish I’d just done it the night I let her go.

I really don’t think I’m gonna make it that far, I don’t even know if I still want to.

If I had such a lovely pink tutu I would be smug as well.

Not to jump right on you lol, but I think there’s a typo in your first link. M vs N maybe?