If you believe everything should come with a price, you should vote for those who will give you the most money for voting for them, which is probably the democrats.

Waking up to take a piss and finding your 5 yo child playing with their toys, oblivious to the fact that it’s night time and they’re alone.

Actually in French we label dumbasses as “Les cons”. It doesn’t have the meaning of being sneaky or cunning, it just means they’re morons. Pretty fitting

“Trump administration looking to categorize Tesla vandalism as domestic terrorism” Because Republicans are cowards without principles who can never even think of opposing him.

That’s what I call understanding Trumpese