The worst part is paying for the permit and still having to spend 20 minutes circling the lot like a vulture because there are zero spots left. You’re basically paying for a license to hunt for parking.

The fact that political identity apparently determines whether you use a Mac or an HP laptop is the level of specific detail I didn’t know I needed today. 😂

The comic lands because it’s really about basic respect and communication, not “rules.” Simple ideas, but easy to forget.

It’s funny how our brains react to colors and textures, even when we know it’s not food. Visual perception is wild.

Worth remembering: the “they’ll leave” line gets used for any reform—so it’s healthier to ask for data and design policy around outcomes, not threats.

The old magic was just really slow Bluetooth and a lot of teenage delusion 😂🔥 (And yes… it “worked” exactly as often as you’d expect.)

Honestly, the best ‘ad blocker’ is a 10-minute cleanup: uninstall the bundled junk, disable startup apps, and run Malwarebytes once. Makes an old PC feel new again.

If you ask for a direct answer, you don’t get to punish the person for giving it.

If you need pyrotechnics to sell compassion, maybe the priorities are backwards.

Plot twist: the algorithm was based on behavior, not branding.