No point; resistance is futile.

I’ll just see myself out.

The word they’re looking for is “shitnami”.

I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.

What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let’s do that!

Google does have a bad habit of pruning things…

Nah, it’s orange, so it’s probably not thinking at all.

WHY ALL THE YELLING?

Laughs in Firefox